General FAQ

SoTP General FAQ

Q:What the hell dude?

A:Yeah. We know. Sorry.

Q:No seriously dude. What the fuck?

A:Oh. Sorry. We write scripts and use video games to film them.

Q:Like lets plays?

A:No. Nothing like lets plays,lets plays are when you play a game and record your commentary on top of the footage.

Q:So. You guys just said that’s what you do?

A:No.We script our story.

Q:Sounds the same dude.

A:Quiet you!

Q:Why are your videos short?

A:The short answer,convenience 

Q:The long answer?

A:Fine. The truth is our videos need to be short so they can be easily digested,The Exile Crash Site story is going to run for 22 episodes and made into a movie.

Q:Movie?

A:Whoops….

Q:Fess up you!

A:Okay. Yes we are going to edit all the episodes of season one into a full movie.

Q:For free?

A:No.

Q:Dude…..

A:We give everyone on the internet our content for free,why cant we make a DVD?

Q:Oh. A DVD you have my attention

A:Oh. Did you think we planned on charging you guys without a guarantee that you would receive hours of entertainment and bonus features.

Q:Are you guys allowed to make a DVD?

A:Yep!

Q:And sell it to us?

A:Uhhhhhh not quite.

Q:Then ho-

A:I’m gonna stop you right there kitten. We will handle the movie and semantics here,but you will get the bonus content one way or another.

Q:Can i voice act for you?

A:Sorry no. We are a small group of friends and we aren’t currently looking to expand,but we might one day.

Q:Can i buy SoTP swag?

A:Not yet buddy. Sorry you wont be able to sport some sick swag until we as a group decide if its the right approach,in the mean time you can quote our show to your friends to be popular and cool. You will be the bees knees my swag cat.

Q:….

A:….

Q:I’m gonna split….

A:Okay. Love you!

Q:*runs away screaming*

A:Playing hard to get?